Medical Terminology Lesson

by GfG on September 3, 2010

Last week, after my fun at the out patient center, I realized that I have some wisdom I can impart to you, my dear readers.  You may have the need for some interpretation knowledge I can share with you.

Medical professionals (doctors, nurses, anesthesiologists, physicians assistants, someone who has to poke you with a needle, whatever) have their own language and I’ve been around the Horn a few times.  I’ve picked up the lingo.  I’ve figured out the code.  I’ve taken a hit for you, so you can be more prepared.

You’re welcome.

So, here are some common medical terms/sayings/quotes and what they actually mean, for your benefit:

“I’m usually great at putting IVs in.”  MEANING: I don’t usually do this and I’m hoping it goes well this time.

“I’m going to give you a little something to numb the area.”  MEANING: I’m going to hurt you before I hurt you more.

“You’re going to feel some pressure.”   MEANING: You will either feel like someone is actually standing on your (insert body part where the pressure is being applied) or like someone dropped an anvil on your (insert body part where the pressure is being applied).

“You might feel a little sting.”  MEANING: You will think you’ve been bitten by a rattlesnake or set on fire.

“You’ll probably be sore for a few days.”  MEANING: You’ll wonder if we actually hit you repeatedly with a baseball bat while you were under.

“Try not to get behind in your pain medication.”  MEANING: If you do, you’ll never catch up and will wish you had a morphine drip at your bedside.

“You’ll only need the pain meds for a little bit.”  MEANING: After that you’ll pass out from the pain, so you won’t need the meds.

“Try to follow your physical therapy routine.”  MEANING:  You will hate us while you do it, but you’ll be  better quicker, possibly putting me out of a job, so I’m ok if you forget.

“You could be a little swollen.”  MEANING: You might resemble the Pillsbury Dough Boy or the Elephant Man in your (insert body area that has been messed with).

Ok, so there ya’ go.  Your lesson for the week.  I hope it helps you the next time you find yourself confronted with a medical professional that speaks to you, assuming you don’t know the code, smirking on the inside.

Ha, now you can fool them because you are medical terminology pro, so you can smirk too.  And possibly moan..

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Sonlight Books (aka: Read these!)

by GfG on September 1, 2010

I really like to read.  Lots.  If you are not new here, you  know that already.

As a little girl, I remember running to the library to get the Beatrix Potter books, waiting for the Book Mobile, and reading whenever I had the chance.  The first chapter book I read on my own was Charlotte’s Web.  I still have the original copy.  I read it aloud to HB when she was five.  She didn’t cry.  I did.  Whatever.

When God brought the topic of homeschooling to my life, Sonlight entered also.  Honestly, I don’t remember how.  I wish I did.  As soon as I read the catalog, I was hooked.  Living books.  Thematic study.  Instructor’s guide.  Done.

I have read some of the most amazing books that I never would have come across if it hadn’t been for Sonlight.

We have used five Sonlight cores (packaged thematic sets).  Since we keep it at reading, math and spelling until second or third grade, we started using Sonlight at Core 3.  And I fell in love.

Fell in love with homeschooling, living books, and reading  aloud to my children until they leave home.  I knew after those first few weeks, that we would never use a curriculum that didn’t include living books.

The interesting thing to me is that for Sonlighters, Box Day is a really big deal.  When the new curric for the year arrives in the boxes, people get excited.  Yes, seriously.  We did too.  The kids love looking at the new books.  I have to shoo them away from them until it’s time.  BUT Box Day is not the emotional day for me.  It’s Box Up Day.

When I have to box up the books we read together during the year (I don’t have room to keep them all out nor the money to replace books  that I will need for future core usage), I am a mess.  I sit there getting things straight and putting books in the big Rubbermaid.  I keep stopping and telling My Sweetie about books.  I experience the stories again as I hold them in my hands.  I see the characters like they are precious friends.  I remember the journey my children and I took in those pages.

I say, “OH, honey!  This one was such a good book!”

He smiles and says, “Babe, you’ve said that about almost every book you’ve put in that box.”

I am grateful God brought Sonlight into my life.  This company put books into my hands that I would never have found on my own.  And they’ve made their way into my heart.

I’m so stinin’ grateful.

Luke, from the Sonlight Blog, has challenged us to share our favorite “Sonlight book”.

Ummm… hello?  That’s like asking me to pick a favorite baby photo of my each of my children.  Seriously.

I originally ignored Luke’s request for one book (we homeschoolers are a tad rebellish), but because the list was getting long, I decided to actually follow Luke’s direction.  I am givign  just one book the title of “My Favorite Sonlight Book” (I’ve also decided to place in the “Sonlight book” category only books I probably wouldn’t have run across if it weren’t for Sonlight).  Stinkin’ hard.

And the award goes to…

A Single Shard.    The emotion and beauty of this book is just stunning.  Oh… the characters, the characters.  I can still picture this story and feel the emotions and I’ve read this book only once and that was over three years ago.  It’s a special plot and setting and I think it’s amazing.  The display and search for love are powerful.

We aren’t supposed to read A Single Shard this year (we are doing Core 5 again) but I put it in the line up anyway because I just have to read it with a new batch of kiddos.  I actually gave a copy of this book to an adult friend for her birthday.  I love this book.   It’s found in Core 6 (World History Part I).

Sigh.

That was painful.  When writing up this post, I had thirteen books I wanted to share with you.  The post got just too long.  So, I’ve written up another post you can click on here to read the other twelve books I think you should read.  Really, really good books.  Seriously.

Please know that  Nory, Juan, Esteban, Simon, Tien Pao, a Jewish family with five daughters, Sookan, Jiro, Megan, Marguerite, David and Cusi have become a part of my mental landscape just as much as Tree-ear.  Their stories are beautiful.  Do not miss them.

Consider using Sonlight as your homeschool curriculum and read these books.  You’ll be glad you did.

(Oh and Luke says for me not to forget to give My Rewards number (I can earn credits for referrals), so it’s:  MB20008036)

(Disclaimer: I am not recommending every Sonlight book.  There are some we skip or ‘edit’.  Please preread and make decisions for your family based on the convictions you have from the LORD. )

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Not Her Birthday

August 31, 2010
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Today may or may not be Cutie Pie’s birthday. If you ask her, she’ll tell you it’s not.  If you look at her birth certificate, it’ll tell you it is. Gratefully, Cutie Pie has no idea where her birth certificate is (joining the ranks of her parents) and doesn’t pay attention to calendars.  Sure, she’s [...]

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Memorial Stones: Step Two

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On the thirtieth of every month, I share a story of a time God ‘showed up’ for me.  It is a chance to  help me remember God is at work in my life and give Him the glory.  I feel I should be honest here, and maybe encouraging.  I don’t always have a ‘story’ ready [...]

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Credited as Righteousness

August 29, 2010

Recently I saw Abraham’s life and faith differently. In studying faith, and specifically saving faith, I saw a truth in his life that is hard : just because someone believes in God, does acts for God and is a good person, doesn’t mean that they have been saved.  By “saved” I mean being  justified.  By [...]

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A Family Style Chicken Ranch

August 27, 2010
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Well, we are fully committed to this whole chicken raising thing.  Here are the clues: Clue Number One:  We sweated and toiled for the chickens. We have expanded the chickens’ quarters (not the edible quarters, their residential quarters), giving them a ‘chicken run’ or ‘yard’.  I think the best part of that is that the [...]

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Where We Sleep & Play

August 26, 2010
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The last segment (just learned they decided to add more, but this is probably my last segment) for home sharing from “4 moms/35 Kids” is on bedrooms, so that’s what you get to see today. My bedroom is the first one most people come across when visiting since it is just off the dining room [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: Family Field Trip to the Bat Tunnel

August 25, 2010
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Linked to 5 Minutes for Mom Wordless Wednesday and Wordless Wednesday

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My Innards, Seriously

August 24, 2010
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So… I promised video, if they gave it to me, of my procedure yesterday.  No video.  I have full color photos, though, that even show a diagram of the gastro track and where each photo was taken.  How excited am I that we are studying Apologia Anatomy and Physiology this year?! Enjoy. Consider this your [...]

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Scope

August 23, 2010
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Today I am going in for a scope. No, not that kind of scope. Nor that one. Nope, not that one either (though it’s closer, relatively).  This one, actually. In an attempt to prevent more scary episodes like this one (laryngeal spasms) and to prevent my esophageal spasms, I am having a gastroenterologist check things [...]

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