You are nasty creatures. You are disgusting. You are vile.
You eat anything and wallow in everything. Including dead piggy friends and your own excrement.
That’s just gross. Seriously.
You are constant gluttons that will over eat to the point of diluting your stomach acid, leaving your bodies (and later your meat) prone to bacteria, parasites, toxins and viruses.
God called you unclean in the Old Testament and I can clearly see why.
So… I won’t eat you.
Unless your thighs are wrapped around a stuffed jalapeno or your hocks are in my red beans and rice. In that case, I can’t resist because you are simply the best.
Grateful for Grace